jokes not funny i will run naked

Pada saat itu gelap sekali 
Spongebob:"patrik apakah kau bisa mendengar ku?"
Patrik:"Aku tidak bisa mendengar mu Spongebob disini gelap sekali"

 At that time the dark
Spongebob: "Patrick did you hear me?"
Patrik: "I can not hear you Spongebob's so dark here"

Two friends had just felt her life had a mobile phone

Ucup: Cep, why the person holding the fence?
ACEP: Yeah ya cup, I'll fill talktime ...
Ucup: Well kept what to do with holding the fence and the contents of talktime?! You're just a phone operator
ACEP: Well that cup, the operator said "hit the fence" but I've hitmany times it still did not get talktime up my thumb blisters
Ucup: This is mah ga how severe, still worse I
ACEP: Well you did what?
Ucup: Still passable pressed pager told you, well I was toldpressed stars. He thought I Gatotkaca (puppet characters)perhaps. Crazy the operator
ACEP: It's already crazy!

Galuh that afternoon, a pretty good-looking wife of Nana Nana to call his office and cried.
Nana: "Honey why you crying, what's wrong."
Galuh: "(Hiks..) I raped mas.!"
Nana: "Huh ..! Raped anyone.? When.?"
Galuh: "It was a rainy day, just Palui, our new-maid, Said told you ... (Hiks..)"
Nana: "Palui ..!??, How dare he slander me, did he say.?"
Galuh: "sms from Palui can tell you. What you sms.?"
Nana: "I text him this:
"Palui, very cloudy weather, rain later on if you please hostessdress skirt lifted as it is, then do not forget the birds are alsoinserted.!!"

Seduction Crap no.2

let's crap again from kaskus again I quote from the person who called moderator galau hopefully can entertain friends all let foxes me a little bit easy to read

girl: love klo we broke up, about you is difficult not to forget me?
 Guys: is not the case that it is difficult for me to forget you girl: ko so, it's as easy as you forgotten me? :
sad Guys: yes easy to "say I can to forget you", but I would be hard to live a day without you and it is very difficult when I have to say I do not love you .. - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = -
Guy: I think I'd be busy love
Girl: why?
Guy: I just got 2 same time you
Girls: whenever that?
 Guy: now and forever love
Girls: rag.
Guy: real say ih, are you angry?
Girl: not
Guy: love, even as gasoline prices continue to change, but my love for you will not change anyway, may unfortunately also do not change * Go * Girl:? - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = -
 Guys: What difference you the same Internet?
 Girl: Do not know
Guys: if I make life easy internet, klo you make me a beautiful life
girl: love you in your papa ajarin keep ya rag?
Guy: no ah baby, Dad told me to make someone love and keep you kayaking
 Girls: Ich's darling. * Hug * Peyuuukkk - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = - = -
co: do you know , except that you are as poisonous snakes ..
ce: do not know .... ?
 co: if a poisonous snake can paralyze a human, if you can paralyze the My heart .... -
ce: Mmm .. base your monkey,
co:  monkey?
ce: Yes, because you've hung the hearts of my ... hehehe
 co: akkkhhh can eneng wrote. ^ ^

Seduction Cap Of Indonesia

I TOok From Kaskus

1."To my wife in the future that God knows who, when I'm dating now, hurry break yah! Love, Dad"
2.Beb, before I go bra fitting some guy saw me continue | "hold you something?" | I'm ashamed, I cover my face wearing Bra | "..."...
3.when I saw your eyes.
my breath stopped.
my heart skipped a beat.
really all I feel in
I even ventured to ask you ..
yes ... you fart?

4.Guy: Say, in your mouth there ants!
Girl: Ah cook the heck? (while holding the lips)
Guy: You're still so very sweet girl, make me jealous  same ant can to your lips
Girl: Oh dear ......

5.guy: sorry Honey ... tp ya its hard to say .. but ...
Girl: Why??
Guy: Emmm how yah .....
Girl: Why sehh? yakk you have a new chant? ... admit it!
Co: not really
Ce: Lies!
Co: Ok ... I LOVE YOU SORRY NOW JUST HALF HEART!!
Ce: HA? See YOU SURE unfaithful! .. VERA OF MEN!
Co: Well wait patiently ..... sehhhh
Ce: Patience hell?
Co: You see I AM THE OTHER HALF HEART already become PROPERTY OF FIRST U ...
Ce: Dear  Aihh ihhh ..

6.Guys: Hiiks .... I was very sick heart aduhhhh .... ...
Girl: Why? Your liver ...
Guys: No ... no reply to carve your name in my heart I ...

7.Guys: ech you do not smile at me why?!
girl: you know?  why? worship her smile ...
Guys: just do not ..!
girl: yes why?
Guys: you smile because every clay,, I became more like it at you ...

8.Guy: dear, why do well from the first 1 +1 = 2, they never change?
Girl: Do not know, emang why?
Guys: Yes, you are as rich as me, they never changed her love for

9.Girl: Honey, why coming late, then the flowers wilt again!
Guys: Sorry, had to be bought first flowers, but roses were still rosy kok ...
Girl: So, why now wilting?
Guys: The flowers wilted in shame coupled with your beautiful smile

10.Guys: Love, before you go. I can not entrusted something to you?

Girl: Sure, what is it?

Guys: Please entrusted my love for you, briefly wrote ...

Girl: What? So you love me just entrusted it!?

Co: Love, I entrusted my love for you briefly. Later, when the time comes you can return again. Because there was no one who could entrust my love, except the people who I love is you ...

Ce :: Oh, okay. Do you want  right? Leave until when going in me?

Co: Try to  you ask the same tombstone maker huh?

Ce: Why? what to do

Co: Due to the limit you will return it clearly written on my tombstone, My Dear. So please, keep the love that I give to you today. Because there was no longer any woman I can trust, other than you. The woman I love ...

Thanks To Every oF You

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